Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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