- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

I killed someone on minecraft.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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