Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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