- Anti Joke

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What's blue? The sky.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss