- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

7+5=12

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Potato!

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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