- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Well, there's one way...

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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