Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

God. God.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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