Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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poop

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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