guest what i love pancakes

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Knock Knock Come in! :)

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Burp

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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