- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Come on children, don't dawdle.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Derp

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Your face

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Tough crowd tonight...

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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