- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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