What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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VAL SUCKS

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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