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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womans rights...

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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