- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A sober Irish individual.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

i love to lick...

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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