A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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