- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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