why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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