- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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