What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

YO FACE

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

racism...deal with it!

This is a random Anti joke.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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