- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Women's rights

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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