Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

have you ever had african food? neither have they

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Safe sex MR

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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