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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Womens' sports

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

test

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

Where's my tractor?

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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