- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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