What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

a seal walks into a club.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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