What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

your mom

Do you love me? No.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Vagina.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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