Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Obamacare

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Potassium? K.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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