Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

2 + 2 = 4

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

eden stop

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

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