Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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"33"

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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