Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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pauls tuck

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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chuck norris

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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