A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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whats one plus one penis

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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