- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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