- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What's white and gluey Glue

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

VAGINA.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Female rights.

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