- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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