What's a joke? Funny

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Dislike this.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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