- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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