Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

the holocaust

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Penis

Jews

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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