Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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