Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Boob

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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