- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

I shot a bitch.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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