Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Your existance.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Agent 47.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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