What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Bacon is delcious.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

How old is your mom Dead

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