- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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