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I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why is the ground wet It rained

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Where's the dick??? east

82

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Your mother is average.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why is the ground wet It rained

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Where's the dick??? east

82

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Your mother is average.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why is the ground wet It rained

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...