What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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