- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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