- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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