- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Yock

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

dassa

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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