- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Yo mama is so fat she died

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