- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

sky's sty

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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