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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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